HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

Nuff said

Cinco De Mayo

Not like I celebrate at all but hey here are some lovely pics just for the hell of it

Aj I know how much you love guys in white shirts so Rob in a white shirt with his toungue out just for you BB

I personally love the fuck me stare on the fuck me stare one if you have no idea what one it is then you have not had a guy look at you with it and I feel terribly sorry for you

and the final pic well it just damn funnny cause you do not get in the way of a smoker and thier nic fix

For my Angela

I am gonna be missing my AJ this week cause the bum has to actually travel for her job rather than spend time sitting in a car and chatting it up with me

guess I should go sign up at Sodahead so she and I can shoot the shit

but since I am too busy doing stupid stuff myself I will instead give AJ this little linkie poo that is a fanfreakingtasticly funny interview

I fell in love but this time with the women doing the interview they are funny they are crass and the FCC allows them to be on the air
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8anjr_robert-pattinson-radio-interview-mo_shortfilms
oh and they are talking to Rob the lucky bitches
So click on the link and laugh your ass off cause I did

and at the end squeel like a fan girl cause Rob says "I want you"

OH and I wanna be on the list too of grown women who wont throw thier panties at Rob

some things just need to NOT be done and panty throwing ...even I am too mature for that ....

No Comments ???

GEEZ do I have to go all fan girl and start screaching his name and all?? I am hurt

oh well I will just talk to myself like I always do when I am not avoiding my children my husband and my one friend by reading fan fiction

here I found this at the boards on Twilighted and made me laugh for a few moments
seriously what does that kinda shit do to a guys ego??

Rob's Birthday is coming up ....

I find this so damn funny

I mean it is one thing to know when your obsessions Bday is and it is entirely another as a fan girl to send him something

on another fan site I saw that they were collecting messages to have bound into a book to send to Rob on his birthday

BWHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH

I nearly pissed myself (no I did not go out and get drunk I laughed so hard I nearly wet my damn pants)

So I am telling AJ about this last night while we were out doing our weekly shopping trip (groceries you know we gotta feed the family once in a while)

so she and I are giggling about it making asses of ourselves in the store and we decide that WE need to do something

unique

of course unique

So what the hell can 2 working class moms get a guy who

makes more money that she and I combined will see in our damn lifetime

something that will stick out in his memory as one of those WTF???moments in his life (hopefully in a good funny way not a creepy visit the courthouse to get a restraining order way)

and of course our solution was so simple



BUBBLEWRAP

seriously who the hell does not love fucking bubblewrap

that shit is hours of freaking entertainment

I mean you can tap dance on it twist the hell out of it stomp on it

roll on it

that shit is great

and it is cheap as hell to ship

now of course AJ and I came up with more nasty things that can be done with bubble wrap and some truly dirty naughty things we would love to see HIM do with bubble wrap (or rather on it with strawberry jello YUM) but I will let your nasty imaginations run WILD about that

oh and here is a picture of our Rob that just proves that the poor boy needs some stress relief besides going to the bars and getting tanked


I mean jeez where the hell are his handlers to kick the shit outta whoever took a crappy pic of him when he looks either tanked or stoned or dead ass tired ?? come on people take better care of the boy !!

OK I am off my soap box now and here is a pretty pic of the darling man
"id="

and finally things that make you say THANK YOU to whoever the hell invented body glitter !! (and yes babies I know that the sparklies in the movie were computer generated they still sucked HARD and I could have done better with body glitter and a few prisms!!)


how that photo just gives you so much to say GUHHHHH about The mole the treasure trail that is just .....OK I have to shut up now it is several hours before poor worn out Dave gets his happy ass home and I just have to stop....

Friday Night Needs

Hello to Everyone in CyberLand,

It's Friday night and I am sitting at home, wondering Where is my Rob news??? Is there nothing going on?(God, how pathetic am I???)

Okay, so I read that he is NOT dating K-Skank (jump up and down, shake my ass and do my happy dance...the boy has got a brain everyone!)but that's about it. (yawn, sigh)

There isn't even any new pictures floating around. Come on all you stalkers, I know you're out snapping photos...

I suppose the break is nice, I mean, my FanFiction readers are thanking the lack of news, because now I am getting stuff posted (I make that sound like I have a following, don't I? I can dream can't I? so bite me!)

But I am suffering from withdrawal. And I need a GOOD (none of the crappy, oh he's a man whore or oh he proposed to skankella - GAG!)Rob fix...

So...There has to be someone reading this (besides you Sue. I love you and all but I can talk to you anytime I want. Besides you are stuck in the same culture void that I'm in! Wisconsin...gag!)

Putting a comment in is not hard. For all of you comp idiots, just push the button that says comment and type words into the box. When you are done, push the button that says post comment. See? Easy-Peasy.

So now you do not have an excuse...

Hump Day and no humps

Okay Happy Hump Day!!!

You know, I am completely disgusted. I took precious time to search cyber world (You know I could have been working on another chapter for fan fiction, Sorry Sue) and I couldn't find anything on our boy Rob except thousands of stupid fans worrying about who he his dating (dating, fucking, is there a difference).

Maybe it's just me but I am bored with this. There has got to be more out there than that.

But I did find a few picks (unfortunately Sue, your computer SUCKS and you will not be able to admire these as they are meant to be) that are worth loooking at.

Okay, maybe most of his pics are worth looking at (except the kiddie porn ones. Ewww! Even I have my standards and I am NOT going there!)

So here you go. For your veiwing pleasure.