Rob's Birthday is coming up ....

I find this so damn funny

I mean it is one thing to know when your obsessions Bday is and it is entirely another as a fan girl to send him something

on another fan site I saw that they were collecting messages to have bound into a book to send to Rob on his birthday

BWHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH

I nearly pissed myself (no I did not go out and get drunk I laughed so hard I nearly wet my damn pants)

So I am telling AJ about this last night while we were out doing our weekly shopping trip (groceries you know we gotta feed the family once in a while)

so she and I are giggling about it making asses of ourselves in the store and we decide that WE need to do something

unique

of course unique

So what the hell can 2 working class moms get a guy who

makes more money that she and I combined will see in our damn lifetime

something that will stick out in his memory as one of those WTF???moments in his life (hopefully in a good funny way not a creepy visit the courthouse to get a restraining order way)

and of course our solution was so simple



BUBBLEWRAP

seriously who the hell does not love fucking bubblewrap

that shit is hours of freaking entertainment

I mean you can tap dance on it twist the hell out of it stomp on it

roll on it

that shit is great

and it is cheap as hell to ship

now of course AJ and I came up with more nasty things that can be done with bubble wrap and some truly dirty naughty things we would love to see HIM do with bubble wrap (or rather on it with strawberry jello YUM) but I will let your nasty imaginations run WILD about that

oh and here is a picture of our Rob that just proves that the poor boy needs some stress relief besides going to the bars and getting tanked


I mean jeez where the hell are his handlers to kick the shit outta whoever took a crappy pic of him when he looks either tanked or stoned or dead ass tired ?? come on people take better care of the boy !!

OK I am off my soap box now and here is a pretty pic of the darling man
"id="

and finally things that make you say THANK YOU to whoever the hell invented body glitter !! (and yes babies I know that the sparklies in the movie were computer generated they still sucked HARD and I could have done better with body glitter and a few prisms!!)


how that photo just gives you so much to say GUHHHHH about The mole the treasure trail that is just .....OK I have to shut up now it is several hours before poor worn out Dave gets his happy ass home and I just have to stop....