HAPPY MOTHERS DAY

Nuff said

Cinco De Mayo

Not like I celebrate at all but hey here are some lovely pics just for the hell of it

Aj I know how much you love guys in white shirts so Rob in a white shirt with his toungue out just for you BB

I personally love the fuck me stare on the fuck me stare one if you have no idea what one it is then you have not had a guy look at you with it and I feel terribly sorry for you

and the final pic well it just damn funnny cause you do not get in the way of a smoker and thier nic fix

For my Angela

I am gonna be missing my AJ this week cause the bum has to actually travel for her job rather than spend time sitting in a car and chatting it up with me

guess I should go sign up at Sodahead so she and I can shoot the shit

but since I am too busy doing stupid stuff myself I will instead give AJ this little linkie poo that is a fanfreakingtasticly funny interview

I fell in love but this time with the women doing the interview they are funny they are crass and the FCC allows them to be on the air
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8anjr_robert-pattinson-radio-interview-mo_shortfilms
oh and they are talking to Rob the lucky bitches
So click on the link and laugh your ass off cause I did

and at the end squeel like a fan girl cause Rob says "I want you"

OH and I wanna be on the list too of grown women who wont throw thier panties at Rob

some things just need to NOT be done and panty throwing ...even I am too mature for that ....

No Comments ???

GEEZ do I have to go all fan girl and start screaching his name and all?? I am hurt

oh well I will just talk to myself like I always do when I am not avoiding my children my husband and my one friend by reading fan fiction

here I found this at the boards on Twilighted and made me laugh for a few moments
seriously what does that kinda shit do to a guys ego??

Rob's Birthday is coming up ....

I find this so damn funny

I mean it is one thing to know when your obsessions Bday is and it is entirely another as a fan girl to send him something

on another fan site I saw that they were collecting messages to have bound into a book to send to Rob on his birthday

BWHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAH

I nearly pissed myself (no I did not go out and get drunk I laughed so hard I nearly wet my damn pants)

So I am telling AJ about this last night while we were out doing our weekly shopping trip (groceries you know we gotta feed the family once in a while)

so she and I are giggling about it making asses of ourselves in the store and we decide that WE need to do something

unique

of course unique

So what the hell can 2 working class moms get a guy who

makes more money that she and I combined will see in our damn lifetime

something that will stick out in his memory as one of those WTF???moments in his life (hopefully in a good funny way not a creepy visit the courthouse to get a restraining order way)

and of course our solution was so simple



BUBBLEWRAP

seriously who the hell does not love fucking bubblewrap

that shit is hours of freaking entertainment

I mean you can tap dance on it twist the hell out of it stomp on it

roll on it

that shit is great

and it is cheap as hell to ship

now of course AJ and I came up with more nasty things that can be done with bubble wrap and some truly dirty naughty things we would love to see HIM do with bubble wrap (or rather on it with strawberry jello YUM) but I will let your nasty imaginations run WILD about that

oh and here is a picture of our Rob that just proves that the poor boy needs some stress relief besides going to the bars and getting tanked


I mean jeez where the hell are his handlers to kick the shit outta whoever took a crappy pic of him when he looks either tanked or stoned or dead ass tired ?? come on people take better care of the boy !!

OK I am off my soap box now and here is a pretty pic of the darling man
"id="

and finally things that make you say THANK YOU to whoever the hell invented body glitter !! (and yes babies I know that the sparklies in the movie were computer generated they still sucked HARD and I could have done better with body glitter and a few prisms!!)


how that photo just gives you so much to say GUHHHHH about The mole the treasure trail that is just .....OK I have to shut up now it is several hours before poor worn out Dave gets his happy ass home and I just have to stop....

Friday Night Needs

Hello to Everyone in CyberLand,

It's Friday night and I am sitting at home, wondering Where is my Rob news??? Is there nothing going on?(God, how pathetic am I???)

Okay, so I read that he is NOT dating K-Skank (jump up and down, shake my ass and do my happy dance...the boy has got a brain everyone!)but that's about it. (yawn, sigh)

There isn't even any new pictures floating around. Come on all you stalkers, I know you're out snapping photos...

I suppose the break is nice, I mean, my FanFiction readers are thanking the lack of news, because now I am getting stuff posted (I make that sound like I have a following, don't I? I can dream can't I? so bite me!)

But I am suffering from withdrawal. And I need a GOOD (none of the crappy, oh he's a man whore or oh he proposed to skankella - GAG!)Rob fix...

So...There has to be someone reading this (besides you Sue. I love you and all but I can talk to you anytime I want. Besides you are stuck in the same culture void that I'm in! Wisconsin...gag!)

Putting a comment in is not hard. For all of you comp idiots, just push the button that says comment and type words into the box. When you are done, push the button that says post comment. See? Easy-Peasy.

So now you do not have an excuse...

Hump Day and no humps

Okay Happy Hump Day!!!

You know, I am completely disgusted. I took precious time to search cyber world (You know I could have been working on another chapter for fan fiction, Sorry Sue) and I couldn't find anything on our boy Rob except thousands of stupid fans worrying about who he his dating (dating, fucking, is there a difference).

Maybe it's just me but I am bored with this. There has got to be more out there than that.

But I did find a few picks (unfortunately Sue, your computer SUCKS and you will not be able to admire these as they are meant to be) that are worth loooking at.

Okay, maybe most of his pics are worth looking at (except the kiddie porn ones. Ewww! Even I have my standards and I am NOT going there!)

So here you go. For your veiwing pleasure.

finger porn

who cares where he was or what he was doing I just find these funny
A little air guitar LOL

oh those hands ...like millions around the world I really do wonder if the size of the hands has anything to do with the size of the..... hmmmm more research in this area is desperately needed !!

eye candy and musings..Does Rob stuff??

Since AJ and I have been LAZY this weekend ...read that as she is wrapped up in things like taking care of her family and writing her fan fic and I am sitting on my ass in my freezing house READING fan fics...we never did get around to making a new post
She and I got together for our usual Monday evening (sitting the car waitin for our sons to get out of dance class) and we got to talking about how craptastic my computer monitor is (the truth hurts my monitor is over 10 years old and hurts the eyes to read anything on it let's just say I am going blind)

One of the pics I posted regarding Rob's amazing "gift" well lets just say my puter does not do that pic justice WOW (see the Tux pic in a previous post YUMMY) AJ and I are talking some more and she tells me her hubby insists that is a shadow. I go on to say that my Dear Dave says he stuffs!!
blasphemy!!
my Dear beloved who one would think would take the hint after 17 faithful damn years of washing his nasty ass socks that I am devoted to him...and he dares to pick on my fantasy!! the big ass
Heres the thing I don't wanna know if Rob stuffs (go to the dirty place AJ we all wanna know where he WOULD stuff it and if would care to share blah blah) however blowing my fantasy on Robs beautiful bone structure is just WRONG!!! it is like saying Angelina Jolies boobs are fake or her tatoos are really rub ons or some such shit

So to all the dudes out there who have lovely ladies who accompany them to bed do not bitch about the fantasy man you get the reality !!
( need more coffee before I write posts)

Re: Rob screwing the skanks

After Reading Angelas BRILLIANT post Dave had to pick my fat laughing ass up off the floor

my only comments cause I truly cannot top that brilliant piece of prose (READ IT HI FUCKING LARIOUS)

is simply this

Rob Dear boy take it from AJ and I we KNOW girls like the ones who are throwing themselves at you take them for what they are worth they are free and easy so have your fun boy you deserve it better than shower babies and do not make me use the damn bible quote that fucking supports my opinion

However remember go on with caution strange girls are like strange web sites both can give you viruses you cannot get rid of

I am still giggling over the short bus comment jesus AJ do you want me to piss myself??

About Method Acting

Method Actors need to become familiar with thier character and how the character would act in various situations

Method Acting is used to give the most realistic responses to make the character appear more alive

Some Method Actors throw themselves into thier roles by shadowing real life people who like thier character

So let's say an actor is playing an orange The actor would arrange to spend time with REAL oranges to learn more about how oranges interact in thier natural environment how do oranges FEEL when they get picked from trees and all that shit it makes the actors reactions more "real"

SO having spewed all that shit about Method Acting

It makes sense that the cast is trying to get close to one another

ALSO

Kstew (in this case is called lucky bitch) gets to get close to

Rob (le Sigh) and in new moon she gets to get close to the infant playing Jacob

SO IT MAKES FREAKING SENSE they spend time together and eat together and laugh together and that shit

and if they are screwing

let's hope Rob has condoms

double up there boy we don't anything falling off

Friday Night Fun

Thank's to Sue, I got to read the latest and greatest Rob news.

Basically...he's fucking everyone and everything, hurting poor Nikki's feelings and lusting after the one person that he cannot have, K-skank. (Does that about sum it up, Sue?)

Surprise, surprise, I have a few things to say about all of this. (Are you really shocked?)

First of all...

Hell yeah he's fucking everyone. The boy is in his early twenties, has women ready to drop the panties at every turn and no girlfriend! Of course he is is getting it on! DUHHHH! Hell, if I was in the position, I would be too. Can anyone out there really blame him?

MOVE ON!

(Oh and Rob baby, cover your sword. Even if the chick is on some sort of birth control, that doesn't stop your dick from falling off. Herpes is FOREVER.)

Now regarding his crush on skankella. I do so hope that it is just Rob getting into his role (you know method acting). I know that she is special (as in, fell off the short bus...fuck...too bad the thing didn't run her over. Damn.) but, come on, the dumb girl sits on her front porch, knowing the press is around, smoking a bowl!!!! Does Rob really need to be even remotely connected with someone like this? Rob, I hope you are smarter than that.

All you people who adore her...get over it. Her acting sucks and her single word conversations (especially during interviews) are wearing on my last nerve. Christ, I could read a cue card better than her and I have never acted.

Lastly, poor Nikki. Well, I wish I could feel pity for her but I can't. I mean, she is (or at least got to) screw the object of millions of girls, teens and grown ass women's fantasies. Yeah...I feel REAL sorry for her.

Friday F Me pics

Since I missed posting hump day pics here are some Friday fuck me pics
He looks so naughty in this picture


I just have no words .... Aj can be so much more articulate in this instances


and finally boyish charm love the tongue rrrrrrrrr
Right now thanking the creator for this lovely piece of work(yes I actually had a religious moment looking at pics of Rob so sue me) and that he is LEGAL cause kiddy porn grosses us out

Some more eye skittles

Taste the rainbow




Of course I could not resist this ..A tux and according to some women who spent WAY more time focused in on a certain area of his anatomy studying his..bone structure ... they INSIST he is commando and ... "gifted"

and you KNOW I am so gonna be checking that out

Ear and Eye Candy...MMMMMMM

Just for you Sue. After working all day, writing a chapter for fanfiction (yup, that's right boys and girls, me...can you believe it?) cooking dinner and doing a load of laundry... I got it to work. You'll just have to deal with MY cheesy music. It can't be as bad as WONDER PETS! WE'RE ON OUR WAY....



...just because I love you.... TOLD YOU MY MUSIC IS CHEESY BUT YOU ASKED FOR IT...

AJ Save me

I have kids cartoon songs running through my head

It fluxuates from wow wow wubzzy to the Wonder Pets theme

What's gonna work??

TEAM WORK

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH

come on girl find a good tune and post a video of it when you get a chance

you are the music guru and I suck

Dave cracked me up

I swear that man never listens

he actually was shocked to find out that Rob Pattison was in one of the Harry Potter movies

can you say DUH

???????

Just to cheer my ass up

This is from the set of New Moon I know he looks like a zygote but he is such a damn pretty Zygote we just love him



This is just fuck hot sorry just ....oh my


I am not fond of the hair in this one however the grin the fingers ...YUMMY


feeling better now sure hope Dave's back is not bugging him tonight ...

My hopes have been dashed

damnit

pardon me for having a screaming mimi drama queen moment but once again I am pissed!

I went to the "How To Be" web site to get details on when THAT particular lovely film will be available for my viewing pleasure cause I just cannot resist Geeky insecure Rob sorry I swoon for geeks just love them ...le sigh (AJ right now is cringing she prefers her men to be a bit more put together)

at any rate I know I saw something at one of the many sites I read about this movie being available on demand or something

So ALL EXCITED I GET I mean I yes even cheapskate me would PAY to see this movie (that is saying a lot I hate paying for anything)

well here is what I found (copied directly from the How To Be web site)

How To Be will be available on demand on IFC Festival Direct in the United States for three months beginning April 29.

IFC Festival Direct can be found within your cable provider’s movies on demand platform. These five cable providers offer IFC Festival Direct. Follow the menu instructions to access the service. Each purchase of the film lasts for 24 hours and can be watched multiple times during that period.

BrightHouse: Movies On Demand → IFC In Theaters
Cablevision: Movies On Demand → IFC In Theaters → Festival Direct
Comcast: Channel 1 → Movies & Events → IFC Festival Direct
Cox: Channel 1 → Movies On Demand → IFC In Theaters
Time Warner: Movies On Demand → IFC In Theaters
Unfortunately, IFC Festival Direct is not yet available on Verizon Fios, Dish Network, Direct TV, or other cable providers not listed above. Note that IFC Festival Direct is different than the IFC Channel, which is a cable network.

WOULD'nt YOU JUST KNOW IT

both Angela and I have Direct TV

crap ...

I wonder if I can get cable just for a month...

I wonder just how pissed off Dave would be if I dared to suggest that...

I wonder if I care just how pissed he is and if I have any favors I can call in on him to get my way

hmmmmmmmmmm....... must go plot and plan.....

AJ should know better...

than to get into a dirty ol lady pic posting contest with me

Just so tasty

Do we need to go for more?

Just as dirty...

You know Sue, I have been at work all day and I am feeing like a dirty old lady too...







God....I think I need a shower.

Dirty ol Lady alert

just have the need for some eye candy cause there is nothing going on .....

Stop the presses

OMG! Rob likes speghetti and meatballs! Stop all the presses and lets change headlines everywhere! I wonder what he had to drink. The next thing you know, we'll find out that he uses toothpaste to brush his teeth and, oh, I'm hyperventilating, he sleeps laying down...with a pillow even. Can you believe that shit?

WTF?

Come on people...get with the program!

When I go to the internet and this is the LATEST and GREATEST Rob news, we have a serious problem. Jesus Christ (oops, I used the lords name and on Easter no less....I'm going to hell.) does he shit sitting down too? And use toilet paper? (no perhaps like Will Smith he prefers to use tucks moist wipes you know shower in the middle of the day? comment from Sue)maybe that can be the next news we'll get.

People, we LOVE Rob (duh! I mean we blog daily about him) but please...if you are going to report on the poor boy, let's get beyond his eating speghetti. (on second thought... Write what ever you want. Rob, baby, Sue and I will comfort you)(Hell AJ and I make real mean Speghetti especially when we use tomatoes from the garden.in a fresh sauce and let it simmer all day and then burn it cause we are too busy laughing and joking around on the internet looking at Rob pics together, and call our hubbys for take out!)

Am I asking for too much here???

Who doesn't like speghetti and meatballs?

I know I like Speghetti and Meat Balls I laughed at the seriousness of the 20 some articles I found on his eating lunch

I am curious with all of the attention on this poor kid and all of the cameras watching his every move why are there no pics of him scratching his nose? with the caption

GASP his latest fetish?

get a grip folks he eats I am happy he has not had a nervous breakdown with this crap good thing (according to some reports) he does not bother reading most of the shit on the internet

hell I am not him and I am going batty reading it!!




-- Post from twothunders iPhone

Happy Easter To me

better than cadbury cream eggs

yummmmm

Pity party post

This is not my pity party ..well ok it is a pity party by extension

Angela's doc appointment that led to her crappy ass long day and the beautiful slide show that she used to distract herself has been on my mind

We all know I am old ..and not in great shape but physically in comparison to my dear friend I am a freaking marathon runner ..I am not stronger (real big wussy here with a bad case of the sniffles nursing it for all it is worth) but physically I am healthier.

Angela has so much shit wrong with her young body it boggles my mind I get all stupid looking when she starts talking about her health issues because I cannot come up with anything to fix it...

and it pisses me off

My friend has several autoimmune issues too damn many for me to remember correctly or to do them any justice (I am addle brained even on my best days and damnit I have the sniffles so coherent thought is GONE) but lets just say this

she is in pain

she is medicated and the medicines are not working all that great(thank you FDA if the shit that works does not come on the market for her soon she and I are blowing this joint and heading to Europe to get the good stuff!)

and she has something that could unless gotten under control could take her away from me her husband and her kids (notice selfish bitch I am I put MY NAME first)

We went to lunch today cause we needed to get away from most of it..(we still ended up taking her 2 girls I love girl days WHOOT WHOOT) and while chatting we started talking about some things

aside from her irritation at her new diagnosis (my AJ is not a teary girl that is one of her strengths I cry at every thing so I really love that she can keep a level head while I am bawling a fucking baby)

we talked about potential

Both of us are bright and talented young..ish women we both had dreams that life kinda got in the way of

among those dreams Travel is a big one

we want to see places and giggle and be silly and well strange and make others happy with our presence

The thing that frightens me most is that I might loose someone who is precious to me even if she does not die (she is not dying or on her damn death bed for heavens sake I am such a damn drama queen) but what IF one of her health issues makes it hard for her travel? (come on drama queen much? YES YES I DO)


What pisses me off the most about this is it is not as if she and I do not have enough crap standing in our way of our dream vacation (which alternates between London and LA we have not chosen for certain yet) between kids her job our hubbys both of whom think we are crazier than normal for wanting to travel across the country to go sit our butts in a bar in the silly hope that we would see HIM (we are realistic we know it probably would not fucking happen)

as of right now we probably have enough money to get out of the state

if we pack lunches ... sorry y'all I have been to Iowa and it is not all that fascinating (got lost once driving through Plattville I made the mistake of blinking)

SO MY POINT

yes damnit I have one

CARPE FUCKING DIEM

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I have had a bad day. Doctors appointments...need to say more? So to cheer myself up (and you too Sue) I made something. Tell me what you think. (The song I really wanted to use wouldn't work so I hope this is ok)

Bitching over

PICTURE TIME

sorry AJ I cannot your favorite you know the one that distracted me during lunch ..

so a few for our viewing pleasure



Gee WOW this pic has it all boyish charm lips on ..something...the hands ... yum



Deep cleansing breaths girls we can survive this post yes we can!!



YUP OK I am gotta go wake up Dave now .... LOL

OK Time for my bitch session

I live in the boonies

by boonies I mean I live in Northern WI. Sure there are people around here but the most "culture" we get around here is Karaoke night at the local bar

Foreign films around here means a Jackie Chan flick

need I go on?

I do not think so

Angela and I, of course, have a this desperate desire to go see the two Indie films that Rob made before Twilight.

Myself I would like to see him act (sorry to fans of Twilight that, my dears, was not much acting. That was him dressed up like a pretty boy and parading around I blame the director and the writers) and ...well I wanna see some booty.

His two movies that are coming out Rob fans know are

Little Ashes and How to Be

I LOVE the concept of How to Be. I was thrilled to see everything I could about it. I really want to take my teenage sons to see it because it sounds marvelous. A strange kid trying to find himself fantastic thing for my strange boys to see.

AND Little Ashes ...come on who would not want to see the movie he thought was going to be his last movie before hitting super stardom? (run on much you bet your sweet hiney I do) THAT movie took some serious balls to make! gay love, scenes, nudity

fabulous

Angela and I love a GOOD movie and we both agree aside from the extreme eye candy Twilight was not a GOOD movie (I am picky about acting. I will try to find my favorite scene where it actually looked like someone understood emotion and post it do not fear it is very short like I said I AM PICKY)

To satisfy our ..urges we will have to make due with Indie Films. no problem! We like our new found obsession.

SO to the Internet I went. Angela being the generous soul she is would drive my sorry road raging backside to civilization for us to see one of these films

I checked

in order to go see Little Ashes she and I would have to drive to CHICAGO for a grand total of 312 miles one way ..roughly ...

WTF ??

Rob, babe, we love you honey, but unless you are gonna sit your sweet ass between us and share a popcorn I am NOT driving to Chicago to watch a movie.(what if I were to hate the movie? what if I love the movie? I would never want to leave and I would want to see it again and again...) That is a little too far... Yes we will drive to California to sit our backsides in a bar to heckle strangers just to say we did it in the hopes of seeing you but we both know that trip is more about the journey than the destination ..

I am PISSED

NO WHERE in my fair state of Wisconsin is this movie playing NO WHERE

I feel like such a damn hick

I grew up in Milwaukee (granted not a huge city but we considered it Chicago North) it has it's mid western charm it's own symphony, art museum ,Repertoire theater company and plenty of traveling shows, comedy clubs, and movie theaters LOTS OF THEM my Father made sure I was immersed in culture he thought it would make me more well rounded person and less boy crazy ..silly man.

I moved not to get away from what I always loved, but to get away from what I always hated Traffic, noise, crime, and ..well people (like I said I have serious road rage issues which is why I can not drive in traffic I get too nervous and angry. At least I know and accept my limits)

and now here I sit in Bumbleclucknorth and the closest thing to culture I get is the Internet

sad truly

of course we all know the real reason I wanna see Little Ashes

......I will give you two guesses .....

and it has very little to do with artsy acting

and more to do with ....umm bone structure

brings tears to the eyes

it is so hot it brings tears to my eyes love the wife beater

For your viewing pleasure

and to save my poor old eyes


really really jealous of the cigarette

Jeez Sue, couldn't let you have all the fun. I am putting the mini to work and I have come up with some new eye candy. Just in time for bedtime. Let these lure to bed...

Hump Day Eye Candy

At least I think it is Wednesday I can't keep track anymore



ahhh sweet sweet eye candy

I will bitch about something tomorrow for now I am reading Fan Fiction like it is my job

Just checking out Rob Gossip

I have not sifted through that much shit since the last time I cleaned the litter box!! and I have 5 F ing cats

my favorite is the he does not shower rumor
hell if I was as shy as he is and I had throngs of people throwing themselves at me and I was not comfortable with it I would probably not shower just to get a chance for some peace and quiet!

(that rumor is said to be false it was reported that the crew was complaining about how he smells before he even reported to the set remember do not believe everything you read)

Some cast members have commented (again no clue if it is true) that they are sick of being asked about him...can't really blame them ... must suck to be in a big movie and be asked about a co star rather than yourself

My personal favorite while looking for some new eye candy pics were the comments on the cast smoking

I know that I am from lower middle class roots and that my mid western sensibilities do not quite match up to the rest of the world

but really who gives a rats ass? so he smokes if your not kissing him why the hell should you give a damn ... oh that whole smoking is bad for you thing right.. well it is his choice ... besides it makes his voice sound oh so sexy

I smoked for ages he will come to his own conclusion about what he wants to do and if you don't like him smoking then don't fucking look

I myself have not been that jealous of a cigarette ....like ever

I see him with a smoke dangling from those lips and I see all of the movie stars I have ever loved looking at I am big fan of OLD Hollywood

Cary Grant (another English guy man I just can't get away from them!) ... Jimmy Stewart... and hell even James Dean (could not stand his acting but he was some mighty fine eye candy)

at least Rob is smart enough to not light a bowl on his front steps while in full view of the paparazzi

that takes a special kind of stupid! (coughKStewcough)

enough ranting and ANOTHER PIC!!!

I feel the need for more eye candy ...

just because he is so much fun to look at






So pretty

I am still trying to get the slideshow to work of course since I lack any real skills I am struggling ...that and I cannot tear myself away from fan fiction ..but I really spend like 5 minutes a day trying ... nothing but my best efforts ...

Ahhh Art Rob and bunnies oh my

after reading Angela's lovely soap box post I will now entertain you all with some of my verbal diarrhea and bad spelling and worse grammar

I want to say that I am many things but delusional is not one of them

We stalkers KNOW that we will in all likely hood never ever even lay eyes on The Rob in real life we get that it saddens us but life goes on ...

Rob is like a painting in The Louvre
he is pretty you like to look

You know damn well you will never own that original fine ass I mean art..

You also know that if you try to touch the fine ass..er art you will have a shit load of security come down on you like a ton of bricks

sorry y'all I can not run fast so I will not be trying to reach out and grab the art

I can however buy replicas (movies posters key chains free pics on the Internet and steal AJs magazines when she is not looking)

So we appreciate the beauty that is Rob
I however will not be buying any Rob replica action figures 12 inch or life sized after all my dear hubby (Dave) can only tolerate so much of my weird crush before he says "baby back it off a bit your frightening the kids"

He had no problems with renaming the rabbit (formerly bunny and not the furry kinda rabbit mind you wink wink) Rob.

Dear hubby also feeds my need for hard copies of pics but buying me a nice copy of a GQ he did however draw the line at the posters on the ceiling.

I do love my baby

You know Angela and I were talking today and I do think we should just throw caution to the wind and say screw California let's shoot for London much better place to visit (yes I was there once a long time ago Rob was probably being pushed around in a pram when I was last there told you all I am OLD) however much like a Jerry Lewis Telethon we NEED YOU so check out the ads I know I am saving my pennies and digging in the couch cushions etc so far I have about 30$ ahead

I am a financial genius!
and just because I think there are too many words on this page here is some more eye candy cause YUM YUM mama cannot get enough of the eye candy

and again there is that whole dirty ol lady thing



yup Rob sucking his thumb

sorry could not find any pics of him with suckers perhaps I should send him a bag of Dum Dum pops ....

Gay vs Staight

I have to start by saying a special hello and Happy Monday to Jo Jo and Danny.

I was sitting in my car today and decided to use my phone to do some searching. As I was looking through all of the mess that is the internet, one particular site caught my eye. It was a posting about Rob's sexuality. (I know, as if we have to question that. I mean, all you have to do is look at him and all that goes through your mind is SEX! sighhhh)

The question that was posed was "Is Rob gay?" Well, to begin with, I really do not care if he is or not. I hope he isn't because that would just ruin all of my fantasies. (or improve them...hmmmm.)Besides, REALITY CHECK - I am never going to meet him and IF, by some preverse leap of faith I did (yeah right, NOW I am really dreaming) it's not like he would EVER be interested in me. HELLLOOOO he has millions of girls, women and sadly, probably even men (don't want to think about that, don't want to...)throwing themselves at him. Like I have a chance.

But anyway...it really isn't my business. Gay or straight (hopefully), I would still enjoy his musical and acting talents and, besides he is not too bad to look at. (DUH!No Brainer)See, got you back Rob babe.

I would also like to tell Sue that she is right...some of the pictures out there do may you feel dirty. What is he, like 16 (not that he isn't cute but, yuck! that's the same age as Sue's kids) And to think that some of the dirty old women drooling over these are older than me (yes I am talking about you Sue. Luv Ya!)

Come on people, Back the F off! He is an actor and will play what role he decides to. What he does in his bedroom is NOT our business (god, I wish it were, but, alas, that is not the case) and let's make a point not to look at kiddi porn. (yeah I know he is not naked or anything but I can't also control the thoughts in my head. Sue has a case of verbal shits. I have it go thru my head but can usually stop it before it comes out). So let's try to avoid that stuff, K? Better not tempt even the strongest of good intentions.

Sue, have fun with your "action figures" (don't ask, hopefully Sue will explain) and enjoy getting the replicas (again, Sue can explain in her post).

Some Monday Eye Candy

I choose these because they show Rob looking like an adult rather than jail bait I feel dirty enough as it is and I really do not need to be reminded by his photos that I am old enough to be his damn mother

The first shows a lovely shot of the chest hair

nice to nuzzle on a cold night (see dirty ol lady alert)



and for this one ...I am just speachless .. woof

Skittles

Well, m&m or skittles, either way I hope they don't 'melt' in your mouth...

-- Post from twothunders iPhone

Rob lollipops yum....

Angela you are a dirty ol woman and I love it !!

perhaps we need to find pics with Robs lips on things .....Xty hook us up

I do not blame him for hiding at all poor shy kid has throngs of people chasing after him taking pictures writing things that may or may not be true...

of course I sound like a hipocrit cause I eat all that shit up like a big bag of M&Ms

I do prefer those to skittles ...

Don't know ya, Christy babe, but Happy Birthday anyway!!!!

OMG! I was just looking at some of the fan sites on Facebook, MySpace and Twitter (yes, I am on all of them and it is NOT 'cuz I have lots of friends...am I sad or what?) and I thought we were strange to do this. I mean, come on, is Rob the sexiest actor in the world??? Really, that's what people are talking about. I am going to say a big "I AM SOOOO SORRY ROB". I mean, how embarrassing. No wonder the poor kid appears so shy. Hell, if people were writing that shit about me, I would hole up in my home too.

Anyway...

Sue and I spoke and we know that Rob has a microwave. Since we are not sure of his cooking talents, we are going to try to find some good recipes to make sure he is fed. (You see, we really luv ya Rob and want the best for you).

I haven't had much time to look though. The only one I found so far was how to make lollipops in the mike. (OMG can you imaging Rob sucking on.....nevermind)

So here goes:

Microwave Lollipops

Prep time: 10 minutes

Cooking time: 16 - 20 minutes

Serves: 10 to 14 small lollipops (or one BIG one he he he)

Ingredients:
1 cup sugar
1/3 cup white (light) corn syrup
1/2 cup water
1/2 tsp. flavouring *use only candy oils
Food colouring
1/8 tsp citric acid (optional)

Blend all ingredients together. Shape. Use wax paper to hold shape. Nuke for 16 - 20 minutes on high.

See easy anf FUN! (get your mind out of the gutter Sue, I know what you are thinking!)

By the way...
CALI OR BUST!

Happy Birthday to my dear Friend

Xty my love my inspiration my fellow stalker who helps feed my obsession by combing interviews and photos girl I love you

I tried to find something special for you hon but who the hell am I am kidding you have seen the pictures

I did find out from Angela the Vancouver is only about 8 hours away from here and AJ is always up for a road trip so drag your butt here from Alabama or whatever the hell southern state you are in (I know it is bamma baby) and lets hop in a car ..crap we need passports

Cali is so much easier honey so

help advertise the crap outta the site we will get enough money for a 3 some trip to go to a bar in LA think of it as a cougar night out

thanks for following me toots



BTW AJ hates the beanie thing I like it she prefers to see his hair

No music

The strangest thoughts flow through my mind as I am driving through the oh so interesting back roads. Especially when I have no music (damn xm radio subscription). Lets pray that I get my music back soon or I'll really give reasons for restraing orders!


-- Post from twothunders iPhone

how the hell did they come up with this??

Sue and Angela are friends. between us we take care of 11 children Sue has 5 Angela has 3 of her own 2 foster kids and one part time step son type teenager kinda child..JOY!

And lets not get started on the husbands, pets, chickens, pigs, jobs, hobbies, carpooling, etc and then on top of all of that we live in northern Wisconsin...ughh...can we say snow much? It's fricking April and we still have a foot!

As you can see life for us is ..well, not as much fun as it was when we were young and foolish and could do crazy spontanious fun stuff like taking off on a road trip. (Sue speaks for herself there, Angela is still young and foolish and refuses to thinkn otherwise)PS. From Sue...she refuses to grow up (but she is OLD!).(F-you Angela) Love you too...

SO... one lovely Friday scheduled play-date/shopping trip while the kids were playing in the Burger King play land (after dumping one milk bottle and three cups of ketchup) Sue and Angela started chatting about having fun. (FUN? What's that?)

Their most recent topic of conversation was ..Twilight and how much the movie sucked ass in comparison to the book.and scankella...not happy. (We are sure that she is a lovely person and all, but gag...Bella sucked)

After bashing the director and the writer (I do not really give a crap if you loved the movie. In comparison to the book the movie sucked donkey dick so just cope or seek professional help elsewhere) (note from Angela to remind me that had the producers handed out whatever substance the director was partaking in during filming to the audience the way they hand out 3D glasses at other movies then perhaps the movie would not have been as bad! but then again, Angela is not sure if there are substances that could have made that mess palatable) however I digress...


The highlight to us of the movie was of course (DUH) Rob (sigh) and what chick, worth her ovaries, would not adore a guy in body glitter (yes, I know it was done with computers but leave me my fantasies)

So, I was talking about the assorted things I had read online courtesy of my dear friend Christy (who is, if possible, more Rob obsessed tha us...Can you believe that shit?) and of course my own talents with google and Angela called me a stalker.

Bitch.

Sadly, I have the dirt on my AJ she is in some serious denial and is the worlds biggest hippocrit (F you Sue.. love you too babe) Note from Angela- Just because I look at magazines and HOPE that there is an article does NOT mean that that is the only reason that I buy them!!! Note from Sue: Whatever...you are in denial you stalker bitch. Besides, my methods are more efficient and reliable and you just use me to hide your obsession!

After all I only look shit up online for free she is actually PAYING for her dirt AND her dirt is not from confirmed sources. OK, she is actually buying BUYING the lies come on people support me here damnit he does not smell!! (again F you sue and of course I still love you babe)

And if he does I would be happy to teach him to shower. (I am such a dirty old lady but you should hear what Angela wanted to do with him but that is another conversation about Rob and bubbles and flowing water ...and I have to stop now my kids are awake..ahhhh)

Ok back to burger king (shaking off that image of bathing that poor poor boy).


After I accused her of being a worse stalking than me I said, "to hell with it lets go to Cali and find him playing guitar at open mike at some bar". (of course I have no freaking clue what bar or where or how big and of course I was kidding. I won't even travel to Milwaukee because I am a coward and I hate crowds and am not a people person )

And Angela being the more adventurous of the two of us (she is quieter but definately more adventurous and still in denial)

said "Lets go"

Sue: "Serious"?

AJ : "Hell ya"

Sue ;"Cool, that would actually be a blast"

So here we are schelping for pennies on the internet to support our obsession to meet and actually know the REAL Rob Pattison (note: NOT Edward cuz, duh, that's a character and we want him, Rob not Ed.)

After all he really took a stalker to dinner (he admited it, damnit...dummy)

And that dumb child walked out on him

WTF ?? I mean come on if you are going to stalk someone and you ACTUALLY get the chance to be around the object of your obsession, and you are sitting across the table from him and HE PAID FOR DINNER (that is more that most of Sue's dates have ever done, except Dave, and, well, she married him)(Angela says that is very sad...TEAR)

you walk out...

coward...

She lacks commitment and follow through....what a waste, I mean who would walk out on Rob?!?!?!

Give the poor man a break. He worked all day. He goes back to his hotel, there she is, cute little chicky, he asked her out to dinner and then she expects him to entertain her. Hello! He was entertaining all day. Rob Baby, take us to dinner and we"ll make sure you are never bored...scared maybe...but never bored.

ANYWAY....

So now we are here, so give us your pennies because Dave is refusing to even give gas money for the trip. We are hoping he will take two weeks off from work. Sue needs a week for the trip and then a week to recover. (angela would like to remind all that Sue is...well...OLD)(F-you Angela...I age well)

HELP...Please...

An Introduction

In the northern forests of Wisconsin, the wind whispers to those who choose to hear. Like leaves falling in a colorful spiral dancing in graceful patterns we live the bliss that is our lives (what the fuck is she smoking? I hate it when my friends do not share with me selfish bitch! go on dear!)
Through the visions of screen,(haha snort snort) through the words written(ok OK I will be good BREATHE whew) the tales grow larger than life and those that before ignored the sounds now listen to the whispers

The wind guides us ...we will discover ourselves .

we will discover him (sounds dirty hey?)

Help us find our way...

Stalking Rob


I can't stop laughing she is so sick who the hell writes a poem for some pretty boy they have never freaking met

Angela

that's who but that's OK I will not write poetry or prose because according to AJ that is not poetry it is prose so she obviously has the brains of the couple and I am ...well the balls. I am Sue.

I am the friend that you do not want to have I am the friend who when you go hang out is the loud mouth who gets everyone the dates. I cannot sneak up on anyone I am a presence to be reconned with oh and I can't spell

Angela is pretending to not know me now uh oh we are busted the husbands are home shit...