I want to say that I am many things but delusional is not one of them
We stalkers KNOW that we will in all likely hood never ever even lay eyes on The Rob in real life we get that it saddens us but life goes on ...
Rob is like a painting in The Louvre
he is pretty you like to look
You know damn well you will never own that original fine ass I mean art..
You also know that if you try to touch the fine ass..er art you will have a shit load of security come down on you like a ton of bricks
sorry y'all I can not run fast so I will not be trying to reach out and grab the art
I can however buy replicas (movies posters key chains free pics on the Internet and steal AJs magazines when she is not looking)
So we appreciate the beauty that is Rob
I however will not be buying any Rob replica action figures 12 inch or life sized after all my dear hubby (Dave) can only tolerate so much of my weird crush before he says "baby back it off a bit your frightening the kids"
He had no problems with renaming the rabbit (formerly bunny and not the furry kinda rabbit mind you wink wink) Rob.
Dear hubby also feeds my need for hard copies of pics but buying me a nice copy of a GQ he did however draw the line at the posters on the ceiling.
I do love my baby
You know Angela and I were talking today and I do think we should just throw caution to the wind and say screw California let's shoot for London much better place to visit (yes I was there once a long time ago Rob was probably being pushed around in a pram when I was last there told you all I am OLD) however much like a Jerry Lewis Telethon we NEED YOU so check out the ads I know I am saving my pennies and digging in the couch cushions etc so far I have about 30$ ahead
I am a financial genius!
and just because I think there are too many words on this page here is some more eye candy cause YUM YUM mama cannot get enough of the eye candy
and again there is that whole dirty ol lady thing

yup Rob sucking his thumb
sorry could not find any pics of him with suckers perhaps I should send him a bag of Dum Dum pops ....
I am so sure that we could find something worthy for rob to suck on....dum dums???
ReplyDeleteremind me Thursday I will pick you up a bag my favorite flavor is pina colada
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