
She and I got together for our usual Monday evening (sitting the car waitin for our sons to get out of dance class) and we got to talking about how craptastic my computer monitor is (the truth hurts my monitor is over 10 years old and hurts the eyes to read anything on it let's just say I am going blind)

One of the pics I posted regarding Rob's amazing "gift" well lets just say my puter does not do that pic justice WOW (see the Tux pic in a previous post YUMMY) AJ and I are talking some more and she tells me her hubby insists that is a shadow. I go on to say that my Dear Dave says he stuffs!!
blasphemy!!
my Dear beloved who one would think would take the hint after 17 faithful damn years of washing his nasty ass socks that I am devoted to him...and he dares to pick on my fantasy!! the big ass
Heres the thing I don't wanna know if Rob stuffs (go to the dirty place AJ we all wanna know where he WOULD stuff it and if would care to share blah blah) however blowing my fantasy on Robs beautiful bone structure is just WRONG!!! it is like saying Angelina Jolies boobs are fake or her tatoos are really rub ons or some such shit

So to all the dudes out there who have lovely ladies who accompany them to bed do not bitch about the fantasy man you get the reality !!
( need more coffee before I write posts)
You know...the more I think about it, the more I really do hope that he stuffs (and I am not talking like THAT!...Geez, pull out of the gutter there woman....Breathe....)
ReplyDeleteI have a very good reason for that too, Sue. That is because if THAT is the real thing...then I really, really, really will have a new love of that man.
Fuck his movies....Fuck his music....Fuck his pretty face....It will be his, ummmmm, BONE structure that I'll be salvating over all of the time.
and that's just not good for me...
By the way Sue, I think I will have another chapter posted tonight and the other version on Fiction Press later.
You know, I have to keep you reading...
sorry just do not want the fantasy blown that thing has to be REAL!!! and then I concur
ReplyDeletefuck the face
fuck the acting
fuck the music
oh hell
just fuck me LOL
and when my dear friend did my mind ever get OUT of the gutter ???
I will be happily reading your fic tonight
I love that he has an iphone...like me.
ReplyDeletelara!!!!! so happy to see you here baby !!
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