Friday Night Fun

Thank's to Sue, I got to read the latest and greatest Rob news.

Basically...he's fucking everyone and everything, hurting poor Nikki's feelings and lusting after the one person that he cannot have, K-skank. (Does that about sum it up, Sue?)

Surprise, surprise, I have a few things to say about all of this. (Are you really shocked?)

First of all...

Hell yeah he's fucking everyone. The boy is in his early twenties, has women ready to drop the panties at every turn and no girlfriend! Of course he is is getting it on! DUHHHH! Hell, if I was in the position, I would be too. Can anyone out there really blame him?

MOVE ON!

(Oh and Rob baby, cover your sword. Even if the chick is on some sort of birth control, that doesn't stop your dick from falling off. Herpes is FOREVER.)

Now regarding his crush on skankella. I do so hope that it is just Rob getting into his role (you know method acting). I know that she is special (as in, fell off the short bus...fuck...too bad the thing didn't run her over. Damn.) but, come on, the dumb girl sits on her front porch, knowing the press is around, smoking a bowl!!!! Does Rob really need to be even remotely connected with someone like this? Rob, I hope you are smarter than that.

All you people who adore her...get over it. Her acting sucks and her single word conversations (especially during interviews) are wearing on my last nerve. Christ, I could read a cue card better than her and I have never acted.

Lastly, poor Nikki. Well, I wish I could feel pity for her but I can't. I mean, she is (or at least got to) screw the object of millions of girls, teens and grown ass women's fantasies. Yeah...I feel REAL sorry for her.